Terrence Donnell Bell

"Family and Friends, Thank you all for coming today to share in this wonderful occasion. Today we are here together to unite Brandon Wright and Gwen Whaley in marriage.

As you can see, and Gwen couldn’t wait – uh, can’t wait to start their new life together. Theirs is a love that can’t be hidden, no matter how much fabric you use!

They say that a true marriage starts long before the wedding day, some even say at first site, and that the efforts of marriage continue long after the ceremony ends… at least 18 years, I’d guess.

But in all seriousness, it’s rare to see two people as in love and as devoted to each other as Brandon and Gwen are. These beautiful souls are meant to be together, true soul mates. Their love, and their family, have unfolded in perfect time.

VOWS

Brandon and Gwen, we are overjoyed to see you take your vows of marriage and continue building your life together.

If anyone objects to this marriage – well, I’d suggest you keep it to yourself. Pregnancy hormones are no joke, and you do not want to go there. Take my word for it.

"Do you Brandon Wright, take this gorgeous woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to live together in matrimony, to love her, comfort her, honor and keep her, to support her dreams and take turns feeding the baby at night, and to cherish her from this day forward, as long as you both shall live?"

PARTNER A TO PARTNER B

"I do."

OFFICIANT TO PARTNER B

"Do you Gwen Whaley take this handsome man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to live together in matrimony, to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him, to buy him ‘Number 1 Dad’ mugs and laugh at his dad jokes, and to cherish him from this day forward, as long as you both shall live?"

PARTNER B TO PARTNER A

"I do."

"By the authority vested in me by the State of New York and the prestigious internet-church American Marriage Ministries, I now pronounce you Husband and Wife.

You may now kiss the bride!"

Put the broom down and tell the newly Weds "You may now jump the broom as Mr. and Mrs. Wright.