Lina A Conde

Elopement Ceremony Script

“A Love Even Gotham Can’t Handle”

Manuel & Nashalee

[Officiant Opening]

Family, friends, and fellow mischief-makers,

We are gathered here today in sacred witness…

To something Gotham never saw coming:

Batman finally falling — not from a rooftop,

But in love.

Today, Manuel—our strong, silent, justice-loving dark knight—

Is marrying his wild, radiant, uncontainable Harley Quinn —

The one and only Nashalee.

(And yes, he’s smiling… we think.)

This is no ordinary love story.

It’s a collision of shadows and sparkle, of growls and giggles,

Of Batarangs and glitter bombs.

It’s two souls who saw each other—truly saw—and said:

“Yup. That’s my person. That’s my chaos. That’s my calm.”

And they never looked back.

[Vows – Groom: Manuel]

Nashalee,

You walked into my world like a firework in a batcave—

Unpredictable, powerful, and impossible to ignore.

I’ve faced villains, darkness, and long nights,

But nothing prepared me for loving you.

You’re my light, my laughter,

My greatest plot twist.

I vow to protect you,

Laugh with you,

And even let you redecorate the Batcave… maybe.

You’re my partner in all things—crime-fighting, ice cream runs, and life.

And I will love you,

In every chapter, in every city, in every multiverse.

[Vows – Bride: Nashalee]

Manuel,

My sweet, serious, handsome Bat-brain…

You had no idea what you were getting into.

But here we are.

You let this loud, wild, Harley-hearted girl crash through your walls,

And instead of running—you stayed.

You stayed with grace, with patience, with love.

I vow to always be your chaos and your comfort.

To dance through the madness and the silence with you.

To always support you—even when you’re brooding too hard.

I promise to love the man behind the mask—

And sometimes steal the mask just for fun.

You’re my person, my hero, my always.

[Ring Exchange]

Officiant:

Now, these rings—

They may not come with a utility belt or glitter bombs,

But they are your symbol.

Of unity. Of loyalty. Of forever.

Let them remind you—every day—that you chose each other.

In love, in madness, in this life and the next.

(Exchange rings, feel free to add a wink or a cheeky “BOOM!”)

[Declaration]

Now, by the power vested in me by love, fate, possibly the Justice League, American Marriage Ministries, and the State of New York, I pronounce you husband and wife.

Batman and Harley.

Manuel and Nashalee.

Partners in crime, life, and endless love.

Manuel — you may now kiss your beautifully wild bride.