Curtis J Fields

Welcome everyone!

We are here today to witness Brent Franke & Jazzlyn Fuller make their relationship official, after 13 years of being the perfect pair. This isn't a new begining, just a legal stamp on their love!

Since I have to make this short, simple and semi-sweet; I'm not going to talk about Jazz claiming Brent because of the eclipse before she ever met him or how persistant she was after meeting him.

Let's not talk about how nobody was happy with me because of their age difference.

Your Welcome by the way

Moving on

I can't tell no kinky stories about the overnight stay in Mike's barn or all the wild 4 wheeler rides.

It will take way too long to tell you about Brent saying "I love you" first, in Laplata, before showing Jazz what a real bar fight was and it's definetly going to take too long to talk about Brent's first visit to springfield for Ashley's birthday, now that's a night we all remember.

Alright, that's long enough, let's get to the point.

Brent, even though Jazz doesn't put inappropriate prints on the back of your car any more, do you promise to not change your lives and continue to to appreciate her and everything she does, even though she goes #2 with the door open. (Await confirmation)

Jazzlyn, even though Brent doesn't take you on so many wild 4-Wheeler rides, do you promise to not change your lives and continue to appreciate him and everything he does no matter how set in his way's he is? (Await confirmation)

You may now exchange rings

By the authority vested in me by the American Marriage Ministries and the state of missouri, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You may now kiss the bride

It is my honor to present to you all Mr. & Mrs. Brent Franke