Joseph Steven Oakley

Dearly Beloved, Honored Guests, and fellow jeep haters,

We are gathered together here to join Samantha Yerton and Jefferay Hoetger in the spiritual union of marriage.

This contract is not to be entered into lightly but thoughtfully and seriously, and with a deep realization of its obligations and responsibilities. Please remember that love, loyalty, and understanding are the foundations of a happy and enduring home.

The couple have some scripture they would like read that symbolizes the love and commitment this day brings.

Now for the meaty part!

Do you Samantha Yerton take this man Jefferay Hoetger to be your lawfully wedded partner, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto him for as long as you both shall live even when his hot wheels addiction turns the house into an episode of hoarders?

*(Wait for Confirmation)*

Do you Jefferay Hoetger take this woman Samantha Yerton to be your lawfully wedded partner, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto her for as long as you both shall live even after every last crv has been givin the bird?

*(Wait for Confirmation)*

Samantha Yerton and Jefferay Hoetger will now exchange rings as a symbol of their love and commitment.

*(Ring Exchange)*

By the authority vested in me by American Marriage Ministries and the State of Ohio I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may now kiss the bride!