Presley Toes Thomas

Dearly Beloved and Honored Guests,

We are gathered together here to join Ka Chow and Alana "Bestie" O'Brien in the spiritual union of marriage.

This contract is not to be entered into lightly but thoughtfully and seriously, and with a deep realization of its obligations and responsibilities. Please remember that love, loyalty, and understanding are the foundations of a happy and enduring home.

Ka Chow and Alana "Bestie" O'Brien will now share their vows.

*(Vows)*

Do you Ka Chow take this woman Alana "Bestie" O'Brien to be your lawfully wedded partner, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto her for as long as you both shall live?

*(Wait for Confirmation)*

Do you Alana "Bestie" O'Brien take this woman Ka Chow to be your lawfully wedded partner, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto her for as long as you both shall live?

*(Wait for Confirmation)*

Ka Chow and Alana "Bestie" O'Brien will now exchange rings as a symbol of their love and commitment.

*(Ring Exchange)*

By the authority vested in me by American Marriage Ministries and the State of California I now pronounce you wife and wife!