Emperor TooManyXs

Dearly Beloved and Honored ERPERS,

We are gathered together here to join SRI and NegativeTM in the spiritual union of marriage.

This contract is not to be entered into lightly but thoughtfully and seriously, and with a deep realization of its obligations and responsibilities. Please remember that love, loyalty, ERP, and understanding are the foundations of a happy and enduring ERP.

SRI and NegativeTM will now share their vows.

*(Vows)*

Do you SRI take this man NegativeTM to be your lawfully wedded partner, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto him for as long as you both shall live?

*(VIOLENT SLURPING)*

Do you NegativeTM take this woman SRI to be your lawfully wedded partner, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto AND INTO :) her for as long as you both shall live?

*(HARDCORE ERP NOISES)*

SRI and NegativeTM will now exchange rings as a symbol of their love and commitment.

*(Ring Exchange AND BREAKDOWN DANCE)*

By the authority vested in me by American Marriage Ministries and the State of Ohio I now pronounce you wife and husband!

(SEX)