Jennifer Marie Warman

Thank you for all being here as it's FINALLY time to marry these two weirdos! I'd like to start off with a qoute from Dr. Suess, "We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutual weirdness and call it Love"

It’s traditional for the officiant, me, to give a speech about love and commitment and two hearts becoming one, which is medically speaking extremely dangerous, but in the interest of time let me just say: Love, compassion, friendship, playfulness, kindness, stuff like that. Try your best to do all those things as much as you can.

Dustin, do you want Sarah Faye Strand as your wife and partner? To cherish and hold and all the other things they say in the movies?

*vows*

Sarah, do you want Dustin Mitchel Kilborn as your husband and partner? To cherish and hold and all the other things they say in the movies?

*vows*

Ok, let’s bring out those rings! And now as you slide your rings on each other’s fingers, realize they’re not simply circles you’re giving to your loved ones, you’re giving yourself to your perfect match and blending two very awesome people into one perfect union

By the power vested in me by the American Marriage Ministies last night, I am pleased  to officially introduce Mr and Mrs Kilborn