Teresita B. Ybarra

little humor Wedding Ceremony

Welcome and thank you, family and friends, for being here today, to witness this public celebration of two beautiful people in love with each other.

I asked the couple what they wanted me to include in this ceremony, and they told me to keep things light and funny... but most importantly, to keep it short. I’m guessing we all want to hit that open bar a little earlier today...

Who Gives this woman to be married today?

If there is anyone present that knows of any just cause that these two should not be joined in marriage speak now or forever hold your peace.

Cordero and Julie have Prepared their Own Vows:

May we have the rings?

Cordero And Julie please face each other and hold hands

Cordero Please repeat after me by saying I Do's

Cordero, do you take Julie to be your lawful wedded wife?

Do you promise to love, honor, cherish and protect her and be faithful to her?

Do you promise to take out the trash and pick up your clothes off the floor?

Do you promise to love her even when she is cranky

Do you promise to put down the toilet seat and replace the toilet roll when it’s Out

Do you promise to never, ever, ever forget our wedding anniversary or Julie's birthday?”

Do you promise to still grab your butt and your saggy Boobs even when we're old and wrinkles?

Julie Please repeat after me by saying I Do's

Julie, do you take Cordero to be your awful wedded Husband?

Do you promise to love, honor, cherish and protect him and be faithful to him?

Do you promise not to whine at him when he forgets to take out the trash or pick up his clothes from the floor?

Do you Promise not to Shop with Girl max out the Credit card

Do you promise to love him after he has been out all night with the boys?

Do you promise not to whine if he forget to take the dog outside to do his thing?

Do you promise not to whine when he forget to wash your the car

Do you promise to still love you when bald and fat

By the power vested in me by the State of Arizona

I now pronounce you Husband and Wife.

So go on Kiss Her She your wife

Cordero and Julie, Please face Your family and friend.

Ladies and Gentlemen:

It's is my honor to present to you for the first time as Husband and Wife

Mr. and Mrs. Cordero Figueroa