James Franklyn Schultz

Dearly beloved we are gathered here today witness the marriage of Princess Brandy heading RIGHT PAST THE ALTER, HEADING DOWN THE RAMP AND OUT THE DOOR!!!

(Bride giver chases her) STOP HER!!!

Can we continue with the ceremony?! (Waves bride and giver down the isle to fake groom still standing there bewildered)

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today…again, to witness the marriage of Princess Brandy and Princess Valum…I’m Sorry, it’s the hair, haha!

To join Princess Brandy and Prince Valum in the bonds of (ships noise flying by) hoLY MOLY!!!

(Bride says lines)

Here we go, we are gonna do this right and use the short version!

(In a rushed tone) Prince Valum do to take Princess Brandy to be your lawfully wedded wife?(wait for confirmation)

(Same as above) Princess Vespa do you take Prince Valum to be your lawfully wedded husband?(wait for hesitation and interruption from Groom)

(Wait on Groom intro and backstory to why he is to marry her instead, possible stage fight for dramatic effect)

I don’t care you is getting married but I’m gonna marry somebody today! Who are you?(pointing to best man and waits for answer) You’re full name?! (Waits for answer)

Are you the one who’s getting married?(wait for No) THEN GET OVER HERE!!

Here we go, the short SHORT version!

To Groom: Do you?(wait for answer Yes)

To Bride: Do you?(wait for answer Yes)

Good, you’re married, KISS HER!!!

(Exit presentation to guests.)