Megan N. Costilow

Dearly Beloved and Honored Guests,

We are gathered together here to join (DAD) Joshua Newton Costilow and Crystal Gale Spencer in the spiritual union of marriage.

This contract is not to be entered into lightly but thoughtfully and seriously, and with a deep realization of its obligations and responsibilities. Please remember that love, loyalty, and understanding are the foundations of a happy and enduring home. WITH THAT BEING SAID, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING ANY AND ALL SPIDERS FOR THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE? AND, ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN SHE IS TALKING, IT IS MOST LIKELY TO THE BIRDS - AND NOT YOU?

Joshua Newton Costilow and Crystal Gale Spencer will now share their vows.

*(Vows)*

Do you Joshua Newton Costilow take this woman Crystal Gale Spencer to be your lawfully wedded partner, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto her for as long as you both shall live?

*(Wait for Confirmation)*

Do you Crystal Gale Spencer take this man Joshua Newton Costilow to be your lawfully wedded partner, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto him for as long as you both shall live?

*(Wait for Confirmation)*

Joshua Newton Costilow and Crystal Gale Spencer will now exchange rings as a symbol of their love and commitment.

*(Ring Exchange)*

By the authority vested in me by American Marriage Ministries and the State of Mississippi I now pronounce you husband and wife!