Michael Dean Long

My Dearly Beloved Couple and Most Honored Guest,

We are gathered together here to join Brittany Irene Wilder and Joseph Michael LaMantia in the spiritual and fishy union of marriage.

This contract is not to be entered into lightly but thoughtfully and seriously, and with a deep realization of its obligations and responsibilities. Please remember that love, loyalty, and understanding are the foundations of a happy and enduring home.

Brittany Irene Wilder and Joseph Michael LaMantia will now share their vows.

*(Vows)*

Do you Brittany Irene Wilder take this man Joseph Michael LaMantia to be your lawfully wedded Husband, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and woe, when he's catching fish or when he can't even get bit, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto him for as long as you both shall live?

*(Wait for Confirmation)*

Do you Joseph Michael LaMantia take this woman Brittany Irene Wilder to be your lawfully wedded Wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and woe, when she is making you look bad at the rail or when she's got a big birds nest, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto her for as long as you both shall live?

*(Wait for Confirmation)*

Brittany Irene Wilder and Joseph Michael LaMantia will now exchange rings as a symbol of their love and commitment.

*(Ring Exchange)*

By the authority vested in me by American Marriage Ministries, the State of California and King Neptune, I now pronounce you wife and husband!