Zackary Michael Beliles

Dearly Beloved and Honored Guests,

We are gathered together here to join Marilyn Monroe and Johnny Knoxville in the spiritual union of marriage.

This contract is not to be entered into lightly but thoughtfully and seriously, and with a deep realization of its obligations and responsibilities. Please remember that love, loyalty, and understanding are the foundations of a happy and enduring home.

Marilyn Monroe and Johnny Knoxville will now share their vows.

*(Vows)*

Do you Marilyn Monroe take this man Johnny Knoxville to be your lawfully wedded partner, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto him for as long as you both shall live?

*(Wait for Confirmation)*

Do you Johnny Knoxville take this woman Marilyn Monroe to be your lawfully wedded partner, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto her for as long as you both shall live?

*(Wait for Confirmation)*

Marilyn Monroe and Johnny Knoxville will now exchange rings as a symbol of their love and commitment.

*(Ring Exchange)*

By the authority vested in me by American Marriage Ministries and the State of Indiana I now pronounce you wife and husband!