arnold feffer

Dearly Beloved Family,

We are gathered together here to join Ashley and Dylan in the spiritual union of marriage.

In case you are not aware I am Ashley's dad Arnie. I am very proud to have been asked to perform this ceremony. If this goes well I am open for hire.

I have never seen Ashley happier and when Dylan looks at Ashley you can see the love for her in his eyes.

The secret to a long and happy marriage is compromise but in the end , Dylan you will realize the wife is always in charge.

As a father it is great to know that you are both been celebate until after the marriage today - scratch that I mean we all can't wait for the twins to be born.

We know the twins will be beautiful - just look at the parents. I also know they will be on skates before they can walk.

Let me continue quickly before I start to cry, I have become a wuss in my old age.

This contract is not to be entered into lightly but thoughtfully and seriously, and with a deep realization of its obligations and responsibilities. Please remember that love, loyalty, and understanding are the foundations of a happy and enduring home.

Ashley Feffer and Dylan Quenneville will now share their vows.

*(Vows)*

Do you Ashley Feffer take this man Dylan Quenneville to be your lawfully wedded partner, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and bad, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto him for as long as you both shall live?

*(Wait for Confirmation)*

Do you Dylan Quenneville take this woman Ashley Feffer to be your lawfully wedded partner, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto her for as long as you both shall live?

*(Wait for Confirmation)*

Ashley Feffer and Dylan Quenneville will now exchange rings as a symbol of their love and commitment.

*(Ring Exchange)*

By the authority vested in me by American Marriage Ministries and the State of Florida I now pronounce you wife and husband!