Abigail Brock

Dearly Beloved and Honored Guests,

We are gathered together here to join Brittany The Beautiful and Derek The Eyebrowless in the spiritual union of marriage.

This contract is not to be entered into lightly but thoughtfully and seriously, and with a deep realization of its obligations and responsibilities. Please remember that love, loyalty, and understanding are the foundations of a happy and enduring home.

Brittany The Beautiful and Derek The Eyebrowless will now share their vows.

*(Vows)*

Do you Brittany The Beautiful take this man Derek The Eyebrowless to be your lawfully wedded partner, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto him for as long as you both shall live?

*(Wait for Confirmation)*

Do you Derek The Eyebrowless take this woman Brittany The Beautiful to be your lawfully wedded partner, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself unto her for as long as you both shall live?

*(Wait for Confirmation)*

Brittany The Beautiful and Derek The Eyebrowless will now exchange rings as a symbol of their love and commitment.

*(Ring Exchange)*

By the authority vested in me by American Marriage Ministries and the State of Ohio I now pronounce you wife and husband!