Father McYeastinfection
Minister ID: 562069 View Ordination Certificate
Father lives in Indiana and was ordained by American Marriage Ministries on August 26th, 2018.
When I twas a young lad, my folks weren't very nice to me. They beat me until they thought they beat the devil out of me. It didn't take long until all I would do was look at the wall and contemplate beating myself to death with a rusty frying pan. It wasn't until the age of six when I met the neighbor, Steve. Steve was my best friend until I realized all the games we played involved my sphincter and his cane. One day my parents walked in on me and Steve playing. They locked him in the bathroom and stole all of his valuables to sell them for crack. At the time I didn't know it was bad, I thought it was just breakfast, lunch, and dinner. by that time I was ten. According the state, they thought that my parents weren't suitable and said I also needed to go to school. I learned the hard way the the other kids didn't like the games I knew how to play. The government gave on me by the age of 16 because it was really hard for me not to take a stop by the old people at Walmart when me and all the orphan kids went. After I finished my schooling I decided to move to the wonderful city of San Francisco, It didn't help that the only people there are gay people who have intercourse with avocados and rich white people with fake plastic surgerys. I became homeless for awhile. After a diet of dead rats and sewage water for 5 years I got aides. Since I didn't have enough money for health insurance, I kind of just sat there and took it for as long as I could. Then one day as I was sitting on my death bench, I felt the touch of God. I then decided to flip my life around and now I'm here working in the eyes of our Lord.
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